“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate
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- Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's
- Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot
Me: wow I’m so gay
Me: how can someone be this gay
Me: girls are so hot
Me: I’m very fucking gay
Me: the gayest of all
Me: girls girls girls
Me: gay is my middle name
Me: gay af
Me: *is actually bisexual*
me: *sees bae on tumblr*
me: *looks @ phone and sees my text has gone unanswered*
me: “If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die.” - Maya Angelou
me: *sees that bae finally texts back*
me: “Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” - Maya Angelou
- someone: we both said some things we didn't mean
- me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ......... sure did, pal
teacher: nice art project what is it supposed to be?
me: its a cry for help
i need a group chat with my parallel universe me’s im getting worried abt them
[lights candles]
let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge on the legend of zelda games
me: *sees bae on tumblr*
me: *looks @ phone and sees my text has gone unanswered*
me: “If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die.” - Maya Angelou
me: *sees that bae finally texts back*
me: “Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” - Maya Angelou
Me: *dissociating*
Me: maybe if i touch this wall, i will feel grounded and i will stop dissociating
Me: *touches the wall*
…
Me: *continues to dissociate, except now i am dissociating while touching a wall*
pukicho